Give me some rope I'm coming loose, I'm hanging on you

yeah,give me some rope,instead of planning on what to write,i promised some dear old friend of mine id right something in here if she would do the same,but yeah,i dont mind if she doesnt,im just in the mood for writing,while listening to foo fighters new single over and over again

so yeah,i promised i wont write long,so ill just make one little section special for the little ngek,u know who u are,so here goes :)

to whom it may concern (ngek number 1 *yes you*)

once upon a time, in a dark and mysterious land full of weirdos,creeps,stalkers,girls,boys,old perverted men disguising themselves as boys,sometimes girls. the land called tagged, where one lonely and bored as hell 19 year old dude (now 20 :D) randomly added people from the magical application called meet me. as "the dude" skimmed along the way, he stopped and saw the most ngek-est girl on tagged of all, and she is to be known as ngek , so "the dude" clicked the big green button that said yes on it and continued on with boredom, as he was done with all his hard days work of skimming thru pictures of unknown creatures of the land. he got bored and went to play the game of the gods FIFA 11 .

masa pun berlalu dan "the dude" terdengar seekor sugar glider bernama ahmad sedek melalak depan beranda rumahnye, die pun terus ke bilik dan refresh page tagged nye,facebook nye,bukak lagu dyers eve dan check result kerje meng-add nye tdi,die pun dpt la 5 new friends,sang kancil pun bukak la dan nampak sang ngek punya gamba,dan bersama sang ngek terdapat surat terbang yg mengatakan sang ngek telah menjadi kawannya, hang tuah pun bertukar jdi power rangers merah dan terbang ke russia utk bagitau bakal bininya olga kurylenko (sile click,awek saye :D)

olga kurylenko pun berkata kepada power rangers merah,putus tunang kerana ngek in lagi comel dan suarenye pasti lagi menawan dripada saya,OLGA KURYLENKO, "the dude" pun putus la tunang ngan olga dan terbang ke spain utk lepak ngan gerard pique yg tgh main gelek ngan awek nye shakira,pique pun tanya la "the dude", dude, dalam bnyk2 bende,bende ape yg banyak?,dah "the dude" dapat satu idea yg bernas,die akan gunekan teka teki itu utk mengelakkan dripada keadaan yg membosankan bile die nak chat ngan org2 seperti ngek,dan tibe2 dtg seorang tok guru wing chun hendak bertempur dgn "the dude".

hero kite terus bukak kuda2 dan menepis sepakan tok guru wing chun itu, tok guru wing chun tu terkejut dan die kebelakang memberi ruang utk pengantin baru dan "the dude" and the tok guru bukak langkah silat utk org kawin, pengantin lelaki itu sungguh kagum dgn kehebatan mereka berdue, dan join mereka bersilat,di background pula,lagu jamiroquai sedang dimainkan, dan mereka bertiga terus berjoget funky, "the dude" mengambil peluang keemasan utk mencilok bini pengantin lelaki itu dan bawak balik ke china utk dijual di black market,setelah die dpt wang hasil jualan bini pengantin itu,die pun pergi ke emirates stadium tgk arsenal kalahkan manchester united 1-0 hasil dri sepakan ramsey (RAMSEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

tbe2,seorang ahli sihir dtg menjenguk "the dude",ahli sihir itu mengoffer "the dude" satu beg ganja yg bernilai 10 juta us dollar, "the dude" pun terima lah hadiah dri ahli sihir itu dan terus ke rumah sammy choy utk berkongsi hadiah yg die dapat dri ahli sihir itu,sambil mereka melayan tumbuhan unik itu, "the dude" pun berkata pada sammy choy "dude,i got the munchies" mereka pun geledah dapur rumah itu dan hanya jumpe sekeping biskut, sammy choy pun berkata kepada "the dude", "dude, i got the hup seng"

tbe2 kedengaran satu suare kartun gelak sebab malu bak kate cousinnye yg ngok secare tibe2,mereka pun gelak same2 dan pergi ke rumah "the dude" utk men fifa bersama2

sampai disini jela cerita saye,im too sleepy to continue,so ya,its crap,covered in more crap,coated with some honey and cornflakes,baked in an oven to a crisp, and served cold with a glass of milk

cya :D